Easy A
Renee scene from Easy A, practice script
- Women
- Playing age Teens
- 3 pages
- Two-person scene
- Comedy
A comedy scene from Easy A for an actress, playing age teens (13–19), with Olive.
Easy A: Renee scene
INT. OLIVE’S ROOM - DAY
Olive sits with her best friend, Renee, a brash teenager. It would be safe to say these girls are definitely on the "B List" at school.
RENEE
Why don’t you just say it? You don’t like my parents. You think they’re hopelessly pathetic and devoid of souls and wish that you could live with normal people who didn’t meet at a Star Trek convention!
OLIVE
No! I like your parents. They’re sweet. But I can’t go camping this weekend.
RENEE
Quick. Hurry up and lie.
OLIVE
I have a date.
RENEE
Liar!
OLIVE
(lying)
No. I do!
RENEE
With who?
OLIVE
You don’t know him.
RENEE
And neither do you, you selfish brat!
OLIVE
I’m serious! He goes to community college with my brother in Denton.
RENEE
What’s his name then?
OLIVE
Who? My brother?
RENEE
Stop stalling. You’re totally trying to come up with a name. Just say it.
OLIVE
(panicking)
Uh... George Glass. He’s pretty hot and he asked me out so I said yes.
RENEE
Shut up! George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out when you’re doing it.
OLIVE
That’s bull. There are lots of sexy Georges.
RENEE
Name three. Besides Clooney. Too easy.
OLIVE
Shouldn’t that alone be enough?
RENEE
Fine. That’s one. Number two?
OLIVE
Okay. George... Ummmm... Reeves!
RENEE
Who’s that?
OLIVE
Superman. From way back. He was hot.
RENEE
No way. Teddy bear.
OLIVE
Bull! Ben Affleck played him in that movie.
RENEE
So what? Charlize Theron played that diesel-fuggo lesbo serial killer. Besides he’s from another century. We’re speaking present day. I mean, Jesus, Mortimer was probably a sexy name in some era.
OLIVE
George Stephanpoplous.
RENEE
What are you? Fifty?
OLIVE
(thinking hard)
George...
RENEE
Bush? Yeah. He’s one hot tottie. Just face it. There’s no such thing as a sexy George.
OLIVE
Well, mine is! So, I think we should just put this conversation to bed.
RENEE
Fine. Don’t come camping with me! If you’re choosing him over helping me cope with two days in the wilderness with these people who even I’m not convinced aren’t serial killers, he had better be The One! You had better marry him, have babies with him, and then take him for everything he’s worth.
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