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500 Days Of Summer

Tom monologue from 500 Days Of Summer

Tom’s monologue from the movie 500 Days Of Summer by Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber. A dramatic piece for men with a playing age of 20s–30s, running about 0:45.

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Tom’s monologue

I don't know. It's not that simple. Like, are we "going steady?" Come on, guys. We're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to label it. "Boyfriend, girlfriend." That stuff is very… juvenile.

Ok. Number one. Your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade and you "dated" for an hour. And you, you've been with Robyn and no one else since you were ten. I hardly think you two are the authorities on modern relationships.

"Why rock the boat?" is what I'm thinking. Things are going well. If we start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. Like saying to a girl "I love you."

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About 500 Days Of Summer

Movie by Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber · 2009

  • The film stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel and tells its story out of order.

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