As If
Sasha scene from As If, practice script
- Women
- Playing age 20s–30s, 40s+
- 3 pages
- Two-person scene
- Comedy
A comedy scene from As If for an actress, playing age 20s and 30s & 40s and up, with Rob.
As If: Sasha scene
INT. SASHA’S HOUSE - HALLWAY/LIVING ROOM
SASHA
What’s wrong?
ROB
I gotta go. This is...too much.
SASHA
Rob, hold on, why are you doing this to me?
ROB
TO YOU!?
SASHA
(Shocked at his rage, then
trying to calm him down) We were laughing at Jaime and then...
ROB
Don’t worry about it.
SASHA
Ok, so you don’t want me to touch you is that it? Well, I’m sorry Rob, it just happened, okay?
ROB
Like it did with Chris?
Sasha is taken aback at this.
SASHA
Not at all.
ROB
We finish, then BANG Sasha’s with Chris.
SASHA
That was a big mistake.
ROB
That’s probably what you told him about us, I mean what did I do for you?
SASHA
(Desperate)
Everything.
Beat.
SASHA
(Sensitively)
Nearly everything.
ROB
(Defensive)
Go on, rub it in, you’re such a bitch.
SASHA
I’m not with Chris anymore!
ROB
I don’t wanna talk about it.
SASHA
Well, I do.
Rob turns his head away from Sasha.
SASHA (CONT’D)
I never was "with him."
ROB
(In her face, coldly)
You slept with him. How could you, didn’t we mean anything?
SASHA
I didn’t think you wanted me.
ROB
What just cause I didn’t want to have...
Rob can’t say sex, it’s almost as if the word repulses him.
SASHA
(Sensitive)
Say it.
ROB
(Now defensive)
We didn’t work out Sash, just leave it alone, it’s not worth it.
SASHA
It’s not worth it?
ROB
You want too much, you’re so spoiled.
SASHA
Oh I am, am I? I thought you said I was your Queen, how beautiful I made you feel, how we were made for each other. You told me I was your soul mate...
ROB
(Interrupting her)
Shut up.
SASHA
You can’t take it, can you?
Beat.
SASHA (CONT’D)
(Calmer)
Rob, I don’t want to argue with you, I just wanna talk.
ROB
Fine, let’s talk. So tell me, did you enjoy it with Chris? Was he good?
Sasha is silent.
ROB (CONT’D)
TALK! You must think I’m a real wimp. Admit it, you think I’m a wimp.
SASHA
(Scared by his aggression, her
eyes filling up) I’m really, really sorry. You know, we do stupid things, and OK so I made a mistake, a big mistake, but it’s you I want. Talk to me, explain to me, so we can pick up from where we left off.
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