Fat Pig
Carter monologue from Fat Pig
- Play
- Neil LaBute
- Men
- Playing age 30s
- About 0:45
- Dramatic
Carter’s monologue from the play Fat Pig by Neil LaBute. A dramatic piece for men with a playing age of 30s, running about 0:45.
The full speech. Read it out loud twice before you start working it.
Carter’s monologue
All I’m saying is this . . . Do what you want. If you like this girl, then don’t listen to a god**** word anybody says, Not one. (Beat) But you’ve got your whole life to be a positive person, okay? To do some good in the community and be a bighearted fellow or whatever. Overlook people’s flaws and plant saplings and s***. But you’re only young once. Handsome and youthful and vibrant. So don’t f*** it up, that is all I’m telling you here. Don’t take a complete dump on your one moment in the sun . . . (Beat) Not for somebody like her.
Excerpt for study and audition practice. Read the full play for context.
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